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The Showerhead

(Or Why My Landlord Sucks)
The landlord has seemingly booby-trapped my flat with cheap fittings that come apart spontaneously. The most irritating of these quagmires being: the effing useless shower that literally fell apart one day last month when I went to use it. We've been able to get by for the most part by dangling the showerhead over parts of the shower (that are themselves in fragile condition), but with the added force of water pressure the thing has a tendancy to flip out and attack a person every day while they bathe. Like those cartoons where a garden hose has a life of its own. I start my mornings with coffee, an erratic shower and a stream of expletives, without fail.